They are the goon squad and...yeah, yeah, you know the rest.
You can blame a post on The Wild Hunt blog. Apparently, fashion designers are turning to "witchcraft, voodoo, and satanism" for runway inspiration. I checked out some of the photos...and ended up thinking this:
Satanism delared the new black -- film at 11.
This is Connie, hoping this qualifies as Satire. ;)