Fashion! Turn to the left! Fashion! Right!

They are the goon squad and...yeah, yeah, you know the rest.

You can blame a post on The Wild Hunt blog. Apparently, fashion designers are turning to "witchcraft, voodoo, and satanism" for runway inspiration. I checked out some of the photos...and ended up thinking this:

Annnd this:

Annnnd finally:

Thanks to I Can Has Cheez Burger and roflbot!!1! for the lolcat image makers they has.

Satanism delared the new black -- film at 11.

This is Connie, hoping this qualifies as Satire. ;)